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Father Flannigan walks into a pub in Donegal and says to the first man
he
meets, "Do you want to
go to heaven?"
The man said, "Indeed I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!"
The
priest approached a second man and said, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"
"Aye, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then
leave this den of Satan," said the priest.
The priest walked up to O'Malley and said, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"
"No,
I don't, Father," O'Malley replied.
The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You mean to tell me
that
when
you die, you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Malley smiled. "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you were
getting
a
group together to go right now."
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