Confucius say

Confucius says:
1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris... are in Seine.

2. A backward poet writes... inverse.

3. A man's home is his castle..., in a manor of speaking.

4. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

5. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

7. A man needs a mistress... just to break the monogamy.

8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

9. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

11. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

12. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

13. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

14. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

15. The definition of a will?... (It's a dead giveaway.)

16. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

17. In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.

18. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

19. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

20. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.