Job Hunt  1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,      but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that      was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice        to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found      I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't      have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.  10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered        I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.  12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.  13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because        it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!