Job Hunt 
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, 
    but I got canned. Couldn't

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just
 couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --
 mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that
    was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice  
    to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way
 I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found 

    I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
    have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered 

      I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
 wasn't fit for the job. 

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got
 a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
      it was the same old grind.