A California woman ON HOLIDAYS in Canada's north.
> >>As a trucker stops for a red light, a woman
catches up.
> >>She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door.
> >>The trucker lowers the window, and she says
"Hi, my name is Heather and
> >>you
> >>are losing some of your load."
> >>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.
> >>When the truck stops for another red light, the
woman catches up again.
> >>She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks
on the door.
> >>Again, the trucker lowers the window.
> >>As if they've never spoken, the woman says
brightly, "Hi my name is
> >>Heather,
> >>and you are losing some of your load!"
> >>Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again
and continues down
> >>the street.
> >>At the third red light, the same thing happens
again.
> >>All out of breath, the woman gets out of her
car, runs up, knocks on
> >>the truck door.
> >>The trucker lowers the window.
> >>Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and
you are losing some of
> >>your load!"
> >>When the light turns green the trucker revs up
and races to the
> >>next light.
> >>When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
out of the truck, and runs back
> >>to the woman.
> >>He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says, "Hi, my name
> >>is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK!!!!!!
Cop Stories
>>> > >Austin, TX policeman had a
perfect spot to watch for speeders,
>>>but wasn't
>>> > >getting many. Then he
discovered the problem - a
12-year-old
>>>boy was
>>> > >standing up the road with a
hand painted sign, which read
>>>"RADAR TRAP
>>> > >AHEAD".
>>> > >
>>> > >The officer then found a
young accomplice down the road with
a
>>>sign
>>>reading
>>> > >"TIPS" and a bucket full
of money. (And we used to just sell
>>>lemonade!)
>>> > >
>>> > >BETTER
>>> > >
>>> > >A motorist was mailed a
picture of his car speeding through
an
>>>automated
>>> > >radar post in Marble Falls,
TX.
>>> > >
>>> > >A $40 speeding ticket was
included.
>>> > >
>>> > >Being cute, he sent the
police department a picture of $40.
>>> > >
>>> > >The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>>> > >
>>> > >BEST
>>> > >
>>> > >A young woman was pulled over
for speeding. A Texas State
>>>Trooper walked
>>>to
>>> > >her car window, flipping
open his ticket book, she said, "I
>>>bet you are
>>> > >going to sell me a ticket
to the State Troopers Ball. "
>>> > >
>>> > >He replied, "Texas State
Troopers don't have balls."
>>> > >
>>> > >There was a moment of
silence while she smiled, and he
>>>realized what he'd
>>> > >just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car
>>>and left.
>>> > >
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