here is stuff sent to me from Kathy

 

kathys website

 

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in.

>Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point.

>When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

>

>He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again.

>

>He handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."

>  
sand sculptures click for actual size

 

 

Winter in Canada

A California woman ON HOLIDAYS in Canada's north.

> >>As a trucker stops for a red light, a woman catches up.

> >>She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

> >>The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and

> >>you

 

> >>are losing some of your load."

> >>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

 

> >>When the truck stops for another red light, the woman catches up again.

> >>She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

  

> >>Again, the trucker lowers the window.

> >>As if they've never spoken, the woman says brightly, "Hi my name is

> >>Heather,

 

> >>and you are losing some of your load!"

> >>Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down  

> >>the street.

> >>At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

 

> >>All out of breath, the woman gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on  

> >>the truck door.

> >>The trucker lowers the window.

> >>Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of

 

> >>your load!"

> >>When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the

 

> >>next light.

> >>When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back

 

> >>to the woman.

> >>He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name  

> >>is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!!!!!

Cop Stories

 

>>> > >Austin, TX policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,

>>>but wasn't

>>> > >getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old

>>>boy was

>>> > >standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read

>>>"RADAR TRAP

>>> > >AHEAD".

>>> > >

>>> > >The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a

>>>sign

>>>reading

>>> > >"TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell

>>>lemonade!)

>>> > >

>>> > >BETTER

>>> > >

>>> > >A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an

>>>automated

>>> > >radar post in Marble Falls, TX.

>>> > >

>>> > >A $40 speeding ticket was included.

>>> > >

>>> > >Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

>>> > >

>>> > >The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

>>> > >

>>> > >BEST

>>> > >

>>> > >A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Texas State

>>>Trooper walked

>>>to

>>> > >her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I

>>>bet you are

>>> > >going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. "

>>> > >

>>> > >He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

>>> > >

>>> > >There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he

>>>realized what he'd

>>> > >just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car

>>>and left.

>>> > >