Joke of the day:

With Fond Memories A guy walks into a post office one day to see a
middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love"
stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes
out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His
curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks
him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards
signed, 'Guess who?'""But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer,"
the man replies.