more puns

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day  but I couldn't  find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a  muscle.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to  me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's  your oyster,
go for it.'
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said,  'Parking Fine.'...  "Wasn't THAT nice" ?? ! 
A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several  places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"
Edmonton's  worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Edmonton "search and rescue" workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.