more puns
I went
to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I went
to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
So I
was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster,
go for it.'
"You
know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a
little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'... "Wasn't
THAT nice" ?? !
A man
walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The
doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"
Edmonton's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Edmonton "search and rescue"
workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as
digging continues into the night.
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