Why do toasters always have a setting so high
that could burn the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave
the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough
money to buy all that
ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same
Stop singing and read on . . .. . . .. . . . .
(buwahahahahahaa!! ok OK ...)
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?