The
contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to
South Carolina. >From there they will head up to North Carolina and over
Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana.
Finally ending up back over in Alabama.
Each
will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and
large bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for
Idiots,
Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder ,and I'm Here to Confiscate Your
Guns!
The first one that makes it back to
Montgomery alive,
wins
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