That's Nothin' ...
Three Newfies surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Canada. A concert pianist lost
7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others
said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an
accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's butt and a cowboy hat. Now he's Prime minister of the Canada."