To days Email

Dear Brenda

You have got to help me. I am a German boy and lately I have been having these strange feelings something just isn't right. I don't want to wear my Lederhosen or eat Sauerkraut and Bratwurst anymore. I ate a poutine yesterday and I loved it. I don't want to play soccer I want to play Hockey. My name is Wilhelm which is a fine German name but lately I have in private referred to myself as William or worse yet Bill. I fear I may be Canadian. I have not told my parents but I fear my mother may be suspicious. The other day she found a Canadian flag under my bed and some magazines. These were not Der Spiegal. They were Canadian magazines. I am so embarrassed  Bill