DRIVERS

DRIVERS

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
MONTREAL

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window:
TORONTO

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: OTTAWA

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell phone,
balancing Tim Horton's coffee on knee, foot solidly on accelerator:
CALGARY

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap:
LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror:
SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to someone in the back seat:
QUEBEC CITY

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel
while stuck in traffic:
VANCOUVER

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator throwing
McDonald's bag out the window:
RED DEER

10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna:
PRINCE GEORGE

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield
driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on:
VICTORIA

AND THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE ONE OF ALL:

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand
out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The
Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow
removal equipment to finish clearing intersection:
WINNIPEG.

IS THAT TRUE?? NAW

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	DRIVERS HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell phone, balancing Tim Horton's coffee on knee, foot solidly on accelerator: CALGARY 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap: LOS ANGELES 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY 8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VANCOUVER 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator throwing McDonald's bag out the window: RED DEER 10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: PRINCE GEORGE 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on: VICTORIA AND THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE ONE OF ALL: 12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG. IS THAT TRUE?? NAW