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blondeA plane is on its way to London when a blonde in
Economy Class gets up and moves to First Class section
and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do
this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
have to sit in the back.
The Blonde replies,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and
I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes
into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot
that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class
that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she
will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to London and I'm staying right here!" The
copilot tells the pilot that he probably should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I
have learned to speak 'blonde' !" He goes back to the
blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question she
gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed
and asked him what he said to make her move without
"I told her First Class wasn't going to London."